Telematic Primitivism: A Survey of Temporary Constructions Built for the Purpose of Watching the 2010 FIFA World Cup at Sidewalk Cafés in Berlin, Germany

A typical solution, employing a common tarpaulin and pressure sensitive adhesive tape.

A more elaborate proposal, requiring special ordinances for the temporary use of pavement customarily used for the parking of automobiles.

A festive variation, found at a popular purveyor of Indian cuisine.

A more aggressive approach, fashioned with the assistance of a professional scaffolding contractor.