AstroTurf Gemütlichkeit #002
Two things might conceivably happen here: 1) you slide through the dirty, rain-sodden strip of AstroTurf and fracture your hip; or 2) you sit for so long waiting to be served that you contract dengue fever from a swarm of virulent mosquitos which consider the dirty, rain-sodden strip of AstroTurf to be their rightful home.
