Mitte: Mind-Numbingly Predictable

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Fully compliant with Mitte zoning laws: a fashion boutique

Back in November 2006, we laconically hypothesised that the ground floor retail space of the Gormannstraße building we later slated for being «disappointing», would contain either a) a high-price fashion boutique where no one shops, or b) a WLAN-equipped café selling latte macchitatos under an obscure new name. We reported that either option would fully comply with rigorous local zoning laws. We were, of course, spinning a yarn, since no such law exists, at least in written form. However, we were also entirely right since a high-price fashion boutique where no one will shop has opened. This is the reason why Mitte is lobotomised: it is mind-numbingly predictable.


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One Response to “Mitte: Mind-Numbingly Predictable”

  1. It's called Gormannstrasse Says:

    Yes, another high-priced boutique where no one shops has opened in the eternal baustelle that is Gormannstrasse/Mulackstrasse. But sometimes the cute shopgirl who works there steps outside for a smoke, so all is not lost…

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